Texts From Last Night: Gambia Edition, Continuted

Trish: Good things come to those who wait right? Was so bored at school, I thought about leaving early. I didnt, and at the end of the day, I had the honor of explaining maxi-pads to 10th graders when they kept calling them biscuits...why the school got a shipment of always maxi-pads, I'll never know.

Lily: And I'm never eating again. I just broke a chair. Granted it was child sized but still even my mom sits on it without breaking it.

Casey: Gambian Typo of the month: under the heading guidelines of a leader...a leader should be good and thrustworthy

Dylan: I worked my ass off today scrubbing viruses off computers, but then got a package and now have a hammock with a built in mosquito net hanging in my backyard. I believe in the queen's English they would call such a set-up the tits...

Lily: Just witnessed first-hand the panic two chameleons up our neem tree can cause. Think shill screams and panicked prancing around the compound. Probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while...at least since I broke the chair.

Julie: Shit! guess who just fell down my pit latrine?! MY CAT!
Julie: AND I JUST FISHED HER OUT WITH A ROPE!
Julie: Now she's just another cat who has been bathed in pantene- pro-v

Casey: Rachelle says virgin mary fabric is in the Brikama market, and I REALLY want some. I have a jesus wrap skirt that is begging for a complimentary top.


Julie: Alright, I just took a picture of students washing a teachers clothes. Cruel and unusual punishment? Never.

Casey: The woman next to me is giving her son juice out of a gin bottle with the lable peeled off. Horray for recycling?

Lily: School starts tomorrow. A bunch of teachers just rolled up on horse-cart so I know I wont be the only one tomorrow, always nice.

Casey: My neighbor just gave me her baby to "keep in my house while she cooks lunch." Should I give her a temporary snake or spider tattoo? You're never too young for a tramp stamp.

Nathan: My dearest ember, the road has been fraught with many perils from fiendish demost wrought with rampant hooks to loveless demons and their develish shots of destruction, yet I prevail. Try as they will, chronos nor Zeus will stand between myself and freedom from this prison. Once again my voice will utter your name in more than a whisper. Desire has left my words parched from depth so worry not. Ring the heavens for so we will have the sky as our playground. Hold fast as my breath cometh.

Samantha: Is it wrong to eat mustard for dinner?

Abby: Came home today to find two topless old women, one of them my grandma, spooning in the shade cast by the front of my house. Oh, Africa.

Casey: I'm at school. The kids have their wood-carvings. The girl next to me is sanding the Jewlbrew label onto a board. A+

Me: George just told me that Joseph Gordon Levitt looks like a rhesus monkey.
Eileen: NO monkey can wear a cardigan sweater that well. I rest my case.